Disclaimer: All women don’t have the same body behavior and body language. Reader’s discretion is advised.

Understanding women is a daring feat few have been able to accomplish. And by few, we mean none. In fact, completely understanding a woman is like trying to drink all of the water in the ocean, it can’t be done. However, learning to decipher her body language is a different matter. Regardless of how much of a closed book women seem to think they are their body language gives a lot away about them. Women might be adept in the art of saying something and meaning something else, but Shakira says the hips don’t lie. And we believe her.

Getting well versed with a woman’s body language can bode very well for your flirtatious endeavors and might just help you judge who is piping hot and ready to go or as cross as a pestered wolverine. You can thank us later.