Monarchy might be dead, but you’ll still want to be the King of this beautiful little town down south. Hone your skills in the art of cunnilingus and you will practically catapult your sex life from plain vanilla to a 5 flavored sundae. And let’s face it; the “crown” you get to wear while on duty is as tempting as it gets.

Being able to give your female sexual partner a mind numbing orgasm with your oral skills can be a very strong weapon in your sexual arsenal. Women love a man who is serious about foreplay in bed. Sadly, most men often make the mistake of completely skipping foreplay or half assing it with a few strokes and gropes. Sure, foreplay doesn’t have to be just about going down on her, but it is definitely something your partner would want to integrate into your sexual escapades.

For one thing, women orgasm more reliably from cunnilingus than they do from intercourse. The entire act of cunnilingus can be very intimate if you play your cards right. So oral sex doesn’t have to be constrained to just foreplay; it can be the main event too. However, years of pornography has made us believe that the right way to satisfy a girl is from some brilliant tongue lashing. This isn’t the case. Just licking her does not excellent cunnilingus either. In order to make her writhe in ecstasy, you need a fair bit of actual technique.

For instance, slipping a pillow under her butt might help you position yourself in a way that your oral endeavors reap the best results. This is the position you might want to start out with. Now, don’t get ahead of yourself. Warm her up to it by caressing her inner thighs and taking your time to build up her anticipation. Breathe onto her skin and take your time to build up anticipation.

If you’re still completely clueless, you can let her take charge by pressing your tongue on her and letting her find what feels right.

Once you’ve attained the desired level of anticipation, you can now slowly wad in with slow, long purposeful strokes. Once you build a rhythm, you can concentrate more on responding to her reactions. If she likes what you’re doing, and she will let you know when she does, don’t stop or change unless she tells you to. There’s no easier way to bring a girl going from 60km/h to a screeching halt.

Now, lapping up constantly can also be a bore at times. To get out of the rut, you can try mixing things up. A little suction action goes a long way while you’re at work and it’s an added bonus if you can use your tongue at the same time. Blowing on her wet sex can also be a brand new sensation for her which will help you take her over the edge. Keeping an ice cube in your mouth while you’re going down on her will also reap great rewards. Pay attention to how she moves her hips when you are going down on her. If she’s grinding or moving about, don’t follow that motion with your mouth or change your rhythm to suit. Stay as you are and allow her to find the right spot or movement to get her to orgasm. If she is still, you’re probably hitting the right spot.

If you’re still completely clueless, you can let her take charge by pressing your tongue on her and letting her find what feels right. Another talent you might like to hone is the art of holding your breath, just in case you don’t want to stop the action just when things are getting hot.

As you can see, it’s not as simple as it appears to be. If you’re between her legs aimlessly wagging your tongue, you will be deemed a mindless product of the world of pornography reeking of inexperience and skill. But perfect your skills in this area and you’ll be crowned the undisputed king.

 THE TEN CUMMANDMENTS OF CUNNILINGUS

1) Thou shalt get a close shave: Prickly stubble does not mix well with soft velvety skin.

2) Thou shalt not be hasty: Yes, the clitoris is where the party is, but you have to work your way up to it instead of going straight for the kill.

3) Thou shalt practice to perfection: We’re sure she’ll help you practice.

4) Thou shalt follow her lead: Respond to your partner’s reactions. If you’re in a scissor hold between her legs, you’re probably on the right path.

5) Thou shalt give in order to receive: Want a bj? Go down on her (properly), and she might jut return the favor.

6) Thou shalt use your fingers: The tongue and finger combo can be the lethal blend that leaves her in a quivering heap.

7) Thou shalt be clean: if you’re planning on using your fingers, make sure your nails are trimmed and clean.

8) Thou shalt not stop: When was the last time your tongue was tired? That’s right never. Use that stamina to your advantage. You don’t stop till she drops.

9) Thou shalt not bite: Unless she specifically asks you to.

10) Thou shalt enjoy it: Treasure the moment and enjoy every bit of it.