TNM’S Compact Handbook PORN Dictionary
People get their jollies from different things and there is no right or wrong with that. However, people aren’t always lucky enough to act out their sexual imaginations in real life. Thankfully there are some very nice people on the internet who will do these things for you so you can at the very least enjoy it on the screen.
Pornography is a multibillion dollar industry on the internet and a majority of the internet users enjoy this service. The people who say they don’t watch porn are probably lying and if all were right in this world their pants would promptly catch on fire.
There is no shame in watching pornography, in fact if you’re not completely obsessed with it, it can be healthy to watch the occasional “blue films” as it was once locally called. We’re willing to bet that you have either snooped around in your brother’s closet for some dirty movies or gone to your friend’s local video CD vendor for some triple x VCDs in the past. But a lot has changed over the years and the porn industry has expanded to unimaginable lengths. There are things on the internet that you might never even have heard of, but there is someone out there who goes to town on themselves watching the contents. Who knows, you might just discover a new fantasy of yours. But it’s always good to stay hip with the lingo and brush up on the latest terminologies, even in porn. Here’s how you get a head start on enhancing your smutty lexicon.
SYNONYMS FOR MASTURBATION:
You’ve definitely gone to town on yourself, but you may never have realized there were so many ways of describing the deed.
- The Five Knuckle Shuffle
- Choking the chicken
- Jerking/Jacking off
- Manual Override
- Waxing the Dolphin
- Hand-to-gland combat
- Practicing Population Control
- Slapping/Spanking the monkey • Fapping
- Polishing the sword
- Cleaning Your Rifle
KNOW YOUR ACRONYMS:
If you want to make the best of internet porn (which is what the internet is for), it is best that you know your acronyms.
- ATM (Ass to Mouth) \ˈas ˈtü ˈmau̇ th\ verb – This type of pornography shows the transfer of a performer’s penis (or other object) from a second performer’s anus to that same second performer’s (or another performer’s) mouth in a single shot.
- BBC (Big Black C*ck \ˈbig ˈblak ˈkäk\ noun – There isn’t much left to figure out here. It means what it says. Big Black male genetalia.
- BBW (Big Beautiful Women) \ ˈbig ˈbyü-ti-fəl-ˈwu̇ -mən,] noun – This genre encompasses the female actors who are on the heavier side of the weighing scale.
- BDSM (Bondage and Discipline) (BD) \\ˈbän-dij & ˈdi-sa-plan\, Dominance and Submission (DS) \ˈdä-mə-nən(t) s & səb-ˈmi-shən\, Sadism and Masochism (SM)) \ˈsā-ˌdi-zəm & ˈma-sə-ˌki-zəm \ adjective – Pornography that depicts bondage and discipline, domination and submission, sadism and masochism.
- CBT (Cock Ball Torture) \ˈkäk ˈbȯl ˈtȯr-chər\ adjective – It’s pretty much what it says, torturing of the male genitalia. We’re also slightly confused.
- CFNM (Clothed Female Nude Male) \ˈklōthd ˈfē-ˌmāl ˈnüd ˈmāl\ noun – A scene where the male star is nude but the female actor is fully or partially clothed.
- DP (Double penetration) \ˈdə- bəl ˌpe-nə-ˈtrā-shən\ verb – With the DP acronym, we refer to movies in which there is at least one scene with two men penetrating a woman simultaneously.
- GILF (Grandmother I’d Like to F*ck) \ˈgran(d)-ˌmə-thər ˈīd ˈlīk ˈtü ˈfək\ verb – A genre depicting sexual activities with or involving women of a grandmotherly age, usually above the age of sixty. See also: MILF (Mother I’d Like to F*ck)
- JOI (Jerk Off Instruction/Jerk Off Encouragement) \ˈjərk ˈȯf in-ˈstrək-shən\ noun – Scenes which feature a performer encouraging or instructing the viewer to masturbate, often culminating in a countdown at the end of which the viewer is invited to induce orgasm.
- MILF(Mother I’d Like to F*ck) \ˈmə-thər ˈīd ˈlīk ˈtü ˈfək\ verb – A genre depicting sexual activities with or involving women of a motherly age. See also: GILF (Grandmother I’d Like to F*ck)
- MMF (Male Male Female) \ ˈmāl ˈmāl ˈfē-ˌmāl\ noun- A scene where there are two male actors and one female actor. Similarly FFM.
- PAWG (Phat Ass White Girl) \ ˈfat ˈas ˈhwīt ˈgər(-ə)l\ verb – White women who have a disproportionately large derriere.
- POV (Point of View) \ˈpȯint əv ˈvyü\ noun – A video which uses the shooting technique which simulates the actor’s point of view.
